one-archipelago:

Got bored in philosophy class

why cant i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards

(Source: fauxcoast, via emss03)

christianmingle:

what if the internet doesnt actually exist and youre just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and youre talking to people

(via wikipeetia)